Weekend.

"Patsy, sweetheart, aren't you getting a little old for pushies?"

Friday

"It's quite nice, but do you have anything with a bigger kitchen?"

Thursday

Okay, there's only one way to settle this; A Piss-off.

Fourteen people dead, eighty seven homes destroyed.

But does anyone think of the power lines?

No. I didn't think so.

Tuesday

The chinese have become known for using every part of the animal.

Monday

"Hey Ralph! You have got to look in this microscope."

Sunday

"We cannot get out. The end comes... drums, drums in the deep... they are coming."

Saturday

The first solo peak-to-anus trek across Everest.

Friday

Despite his mastery of the teachings of Christ, Benedict still fucked up the rotation.

Thursday

"That new wall hanging is Just soo art deco."

Wednesday.

"Honey, I parked under the tree."

Tuesday

"Damn. Shouldn't have had the tzatziki."

Monday

"I hope no-one finds the bodies."

Sunday

"What have I told you guys about ordering eggs?"

How I Am Hoping This Will Work

1. Each day a new photo is posted.
2. You submit a caption to the photo in the comments.
   
3. A winner is chosen (Hooray!)

Good luck!